back-that-sass-up:

subjecttocaprice:

subjecttocaprice:

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

update:

Great update

teathattast:

Hi genital,

gaystation-4:

forbiddencronch:

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

pissvortex:

groovycolorknightlawyer:

pissvortex:

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

no thanks

spacehunter-m:

zanimez:

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

sodomymcscurvylegs:

When you warn him you’re tight but he tries to go to town immediately anyway:

minotar:

alice cullen saw the 2008 recession coming and she didn’t say anything about it

altair:

dykescxual:

datsharkcritic:

dykescxual:

datsharkcritic:

im-so-pharah-way:

Hello this is the dumb bitch pride flag i just made it! The red stands for wrath, the blue for sadness, and the black is for the inescapable void of never knowing anything uwu

Must the word “bitch” be used? Can we say “Dumb woman” or “Dumb Lady” or Dumb Girl” or Dumb Female” pride flag instead of using a derogatory word that men use to equate us to dogs to be dominated, controlled and fucked?

Sorry I’m at Saw Con I can’t change it now

Ok. Saw Con?

saw con my dick and balls

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gunzonyatmblr:

danipup:

i’m losing my absolute shit at the Elmo in the background.

DELTEEEEEEEEEEE